It came out of nowhere, and after months of waiting — it’s finally out. The Samsung Galaxy S4 Active Zoom Mini Plus 6.3 is the company’s next flagship phone, and it features a combination of all the things that you would actually look for in a phone.
Earlier this morning, the company’s CEPNATSOC (Chief Executive in Product Design, Naming and All Things Samsung Of Course), Samson Sung, was asked in an interview on why they would release such a product. Here is his reply:
“We already have a lot of great products out in the market already – and yet, people are complaining; why can’t we just produce a device that had it all? And so we made the Galaxy S4 Active Zoom Mini Plus 6.3.”
Originally, the display of the device should have been at 8-inches, however they thought of adding the Mini moniker to it, so they had to make it the same size as the Mega 6.3 instead – 6.3-inches.
In addition to that insanely small form factor, Samsung puts the sensor found on the S4 Zoom and adds it to the device, calling it larger than life. Also, as inspired by the S4 Active, the phone is waterproof and dustproof.
The Samsung Galaxy S4 Active Zoom Mini Plus 6.3 will come in Exynos Quad, Exynos Octa, Snapdragon 600, 800 & Tegra 4 variants – which will be released in different time frames for your convenience. When they were asked on which ones will receive software updates faster, all they said was “it will arrive someday”.
A part of the interview as well, Sung also mentioned that they didn’t want to keep it all for the Galaxy S5; they wanted to produce as much S4 devices so that everyone will have an S4. This is the most perfect strategy ever since customers will now be extremely satisfied, and this is expected to save the company from its falling shares of stocks and slowing down S4 sales.
The Galaxy S4 Active Zoom Mini Plus 6.3 will be available this month for a price of Php39,990USD 681INR 57,770EUR 649CNY 4,963 (not to be confused with the Galaxy S4 Active Zoom Mini Note that is in the works – will be released next month).
Editor’s Note: Just in case it was not clear, this is a satire.
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just me says:
another freking nonsense from bob freking. who is this guy sleeping with, or dry humping for that matter?
yogi says:
Yeah! Nice one! all variety rolled into one! LOL!
bull says:
Reading the title, I already kinda knew this was a joke. But I still read anyway. I guess the joke was on me…
In other news, I don’t see the point of writing articles like this outside ‘April Fools’ Day’. And last I checked it’s already July tomorrow… I guess I should get some tech news somewhere else.
Joenil says:
high specs smart phone na, digicam-grade lens at water shock resistant pa! kung naging dual sim pa ito, SOLD na, it would truly have it all :)
daniel says:
i thought it was true, until that last line.
But who knows… you know samsung releases too much variations of the same phone. If they are going to release another S4 variant…. this could be a fitting product.
Omega Red says:
finally!!
garz says:
Nice one, Mr, Editor! I almost cried “ridiculous!”
red says:
Editor’s Note: Just in case it was not clear, this is a satire.
well i should’ve known. kung pinost ito above all paragraphs, i shouldn’t waste my precious 3 minute of my life reading this foolishness. and oh,i almost wasted another 1 minute for posting. deym
Randy says:
Not funny and this is just a waste of time for an article. Go review something that you can actually review properly bob!
quick says:
mag kano kaya to sa cdr-king?
LLLL says:
“Samsung Galaxy S4 Active Zoom Mini Plus 6.3”
Name pa lang ng product ay isang malaking joke na. Well di naman ako against sa mga post ni Freking na copied from other sites, but this one is a big joke. Instead of making BS posts, bakit di mo subukan na lagyan ng improvement yung mga relevant posts mo?
bobo says:
filipinos dont have the satire gene
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/blogs/insights/04/26/13/many-filipinos-dont-have-satire-gene
oh well.
abuzalzal says:
Not funny…Hindi naman April Fools day
Baliw talaga si Preking, siya siguro yung tipong tinatawanan ang sariling jokes
hehehe says:
Why is everybody so serious?
Acting so damn mysterious
You got your shades on your eyes and your heels so high
That you can’t even have a good time
Everybody look to their left
Everybody look to their right
Can you feel that? Yeah
We’ll pay them with love tonight
It’s not about the money, money, money
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ellyarne says:
Oo nga naman, why can’t we have it all? =))
Natawa kaya ako dito. XD
Yusuf says:
Seriously? Wtf?
wew says:
i’am enjoying this! bwahahaha! atlast narealize niyo na kung gaano kawalang kwenta tong author na to >:)) masyadong papansin at dork! >:))
My husband's lover says:
Wag naman kayong rude sa author!! Baka na stress lang cya sa dami ng lumalabas na galaxy s4 kaya break muna si bob sa pagiging seryoso ng mga company sa pagpapalabas ng mga flagship phones nila. Kahit ako nalilito na.. Bakit nga kaya di nlang nila kinumbine lahat ng variety ng s4. Mas sure pang bebenta un.
dan_md says:
Wow, you rarely find something witty from Yugatech. This one was nicely done. Kudos.
Freking Disgusted says:
I used to have so much respect for this site. And then there came bob Freking.
raiden says:
saan yung article na napatunay na release na itong product?
Suggestion says:
To sir Yuga, very win-win suggestion lang po, pakilagay na po sa homepage ng Yugatech kung sino po author for each article para po hindi na namin bubuksan kapag si freking ang kumopya (nagsulat). Please lang po. Thanks!
Adrian says:
Saan yung article nito po?
StudemtObserver says:
Seriously, aside from the usual “April Fool’s Day prank”, kailan pa nagsimulang mag-publish ng satirical news ang techblog na to?
Parang nakaka-disappoint lang kasi through all these time, Yugatech na talaga yung inaasahan ko when it comes to tech news most specially for local tech news. Tapos ngayon you come up with a “satirical” news?
Oh come on! Sinisira nyo lang credibility ng blog pag ganon.
Juan says:
ok na sana eh, seryoso, tapos yugatech, biglang satire, di bagay :)
Maryam Khan says:
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