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S.M.T.H., la mejor aplicación de suicidio para smartphone

Diangson Louie August 11, 2013 · 2 min read

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¿Aburrido? ¿Borracho? ¿Tienes agallas o simplemente eres muy rico y no te importa en absoluto tu dispositivo móvil? Entonces quizás quieras probar la aplicación S.M.T.H. para Android y descubrir cuán valiente eres.

S.M.T.H. significa "Send Me To Heaven" y fue creado por una compañía noruega de desarrollo de software llamada Carrot Pop. Como sugiere el título del juego, necesitarás instalar la aplicación en tu smartphone o tableta Android y luego lanzarlo al aire lo más alto que puedas. El teléfono registra la altura y sube el resultado a las tablas de clasificación. Cuanto más alto, mejor.

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Obviamente, existe el peligro de destruir tu querido dispositivo (a menos que tengas un Nokia 3310 con Android) y lastimarte a ti mismo o a otros mientras juegas con esta aplicación, por lo que quizás quieras extremar las precauciones.

Por si se preguntan por qué no hay una aplicación para iOS, el Apple en realidad rechazó la aplicación porque fomenta un comportamiento que podría llevar a dañar un dispositivo iOS. ¡Qué lástima!

De todos modos, si realmente quieres probar esto, puedes descargar la aplicación aquí.

Advertencia: El autor y distribuidor de S.M.T.H. (así como YugaTech) no son responsables de ningún daño o lesión derivados de jugar el juego S.M.T.H.

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AbuzalzalEPAL · 13 years ago

hahahahahah the best ka talaga sa trolling abuzalzal. pwede ka ng hirangin as king of trolls and android’s number 1 fan! abnoy ka boy haha

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benchmark · 13 years ago

well probably some people will try this while using a protective case like Otter-kahon…and also other countries are good in warranties, they can easily claim for replacement if they crash their phones…yun lang, lie lie lie hehehehe

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Red · 13 years ago

my conspiracy theory lang ako, di kaya si abuzalzal e si yuga din, tapos nangtrotroll talaga sya pampadami ng comments at traffic sa site nya hehe peace

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abuzalzal · 13 years ago

No conspiracy theories here, dumbass. I just spend my free time to persuade people into dumping that old-school, antiquated piece of sh!t OS like Windows for a professional OS, Android.

Dito sa car aircon business ko, naka-Android kami kasi bukod sa madaming apps at walang viruses, kaya pang maglaro ng HD games di kagaya ng Windows, lagi na lang may security patch na walang katapusan, segu-segundo may bagong virus at higit sa lahat kahit gaano pa kataas yung specs ng PC mo, lag pa rin ang HD games, bulok na kasi Windows parang yung utak lang ng mga gumagamit lolz.

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edwaine · 13 years ago

Sumasagot pa. Eh hindi naman napapach tablet mo? Ahem.

Patch is a way to close those loops they saw after RTM. Compare sa tablet mong madaling mahack ang mga accounts mo!

Android is under Java and Linux. Java has a BIG ISSUE when it comes to security hacks. So meaning any minute, pwedeng maremote access accounts mo sa tablet na bulok.

You use HD GAMES?? Is that a TRUE HD?? Compare mo nga ang TABLET MO SA RAZER EDGE PRO?

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wew · 13 years ago

piece of shit daw ang windows OS oh hahaha sabagay kung ako rin cguro na di makaafford ng windows tablet computer mangbabash na lng ako xD,tska isa pa nahiya naman ang windows sa sinabi mong wlang virus ang android…kasi naalala ko may kumakalat na virus(through an app) sa android ecosystem,ung nagkunwaring BBm app daw na peke naman…AND TAKE NOTE madodownload mo siya not in 3rd party sites pero sa Google Play mismo HAHAHA PS:Im not a hater of Android nor a fan of other OS (galaxyaceuser) =)

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Adrian · 13 years ago

anong alam nyan? gumawa lang ng aircon ng sasakyan ang alam nyan baka yung compressor nila naka android din haha halatang limited ang knowledge about operating systems a very good example of a NOOB :)

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gugel · 13 years ago

kelangan ng isang blogsite ng isang magaling na troll. in fairness kay abuzalzal, effective siya. keep it up bro. good luck sa career mo.

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Lezure2010 · 13 years ago

Lol, kudos for this app. Now we’ll really see who doesn’t give a s… about breaking their phones.

In all honesty, reading the comments section would be a dull affair without abuzalzal’s random but comedic rants.\m/,

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Cathy · 12 years ago

I am trying to deicde on a WR since Nicks keeps letting me down by not playing. I have Travis Benjamin and Alshon Jeffery. Also need some suggestions for RB pick ups. I got Jonathan Stewart to put in but I am still not sure.

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ferdinand marte · 13 years ago

i’d rather throw 3-pointers against Iran.

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silent b0bjay · 13 years ago

kalma lang mga dre! One Love! One Heart! Lets get together and feel all right.

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AsusFan · 13 years ago

Kapag nag comment na si aBu talagang nawiwindang lahat ng mga tao dito… :-)

Pa raffle ka naman ng GC para sa car aircon bizbiz mo, samahan mo na ng guidebook on how to be a VERY successful troll… :-D

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whopper · 13 years ago

astig ka talaga abuzalzal! haha!

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Dear Abuzalzal · 13 years ago

Tell me when android can even run an HD game. I mean a TRUE HD GAME! 1920 x 1080, MSAA, High Res Textures! Frostbite 2/3! Cryengine 3!

My I5 3570k and Twin GTX 670s in SLI murders your gadget.
Spouting off shit when your phone cant even run 3DMark06.

Don’t even get started on the Pros you Hoe. Everybody knows Pros go Quadro/Firepro. I am not talking about self proclaimed Pros. I am talking about full on Workstation using engineers.

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Slugger · 13 years ago

good luck fitting that in your pocket

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the_deathcy · 13 years ago

slugger… lols.. ung mga apps na nakainstall dyan sa device mo gawa yan PC.

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Gapopako · 13 years ago

Pwede ba tayong mag-crowdsource ng funds, initiative, app, whatsoever na ang sole purpose ay i-trace itong kupal na abuzalzal na to at mag-wreak havoc sa kanyang pitiful, worthless digital life?!

C’mon Yuga/Abe, can’t you just auto-delete his comments. So worthless. It degrades your site.

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Carl Gustav M4 · 13 years ago

I wish someone out there will made a suicide app for @abuzalzal so that he can STFU.

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bajigjig · 13 years ago

Anong will made? Baka will make. Pinoy naman tayo e pwede namang magtagalog nalang :D

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Carl Gustav M4 · 13 years ago

Oh, my apologies for the typo. @abuzalzal’s comment gave me some seizure hence, the typo above. Oh crap, @abuzalzal needs an app specifically made for him.

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Carl Gustav M4 · 13 years ago

Oh, my apologies for the typo. @abuzalzal’s comment gave me some seizure hence, the typo above. Oh crap, @abuzalzal needs an app specifically made for him.

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bajigjig · 13 years ago

OK lang. :D

I understand you. Everyone gets a seizure once they read his senseless comments here. Lol

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abuzalzal · 13 years ago

Huhuhu, I don’t have the guts to toss my beloved android tab in the air. I’ll just toss someone’s PC instead because Windows is a piece of sh!t.

Hahahaha, kawawa naman yung mga pc users dyan, halos wala nang ma-download na apps lalo na yung hd games lol. Android is the only OS you’ll need if you’re a real professional. Windoze sucks!

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Adrian · 13 years ago

i wonder san ginagawa yung favorite android apps mo? :)

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wew · 13 years ago

^TAMA!HAHAHA anyway wla ka tlgang guts na ibato yang android tab mo kasi kahit gustuhin mo eh d mo kayang gawin dahil d mo n kayang bumili ng ganyan uli(the fact na yan nag pinakamura sa cm,cheapest of the cheapest kumbaga) kahit second hand pa dahil di kaya ng sweldo mo bilqng janitor ng isang maliit at naluluging car aircon business hahahaha

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edwaine · 13 years ago

Hoy professional na bobo, kaya mo kayang maglaro ng sirain mong tablet ang crysis 3, starcraft 2, remember me, assassins creed 3, DMC2 at lahat ng mga premium graphics na malalaro mo sa Playstation, PC, at XBOX?

I feel sorry for you, if isaw your tablet, agawin koyan at sisirain.

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wew · 13 years ago

@edwaine chillax lng dre hahaha hayaan na natin c abuzalzal cnu ba namang dukha ang hindi matutuwa pag nakagamit ng isang tablet computer(kahit pa cherry mobile yan) o kahit makagamit ng computer sa comp shop using windows OS for one hour a day….kahit ako matutuwa na hahahaha =))

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daniel · 13 years ago

Kung itatapon mo lahat ng Windows-based na PC… san kami magpo-program ng apps ng Android mo?

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anon666 · 13 years ago

fan boy indeed.

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what · 13 years ago

no app for ios and yet the video shows its an iphone.

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abuzalzal · 13 years ago

Hahaha, walang app for iOS since same league sya ng Windows. Both are sucky OS and only losers use iOS and Windows.

Hahahaha, Long love android, Windoze sucks…walang gamezzz and appzzz.

Sali din kayo sa game nato, kapag nasira yung device nyo, kaya yang palitan ng ninong nyo. Sino pa, edi ako ang ninong nyo, madami akong kinitang pera sa car aircon repiar business ko, lolz.

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Gorgeousness · 13 years ago

@Abuzalzal “LONG LOVE ANDROID?” baka long LIVE.

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someone · 13 years ago

if you read the article, there’s an app for ios but apple didn’t want to include it in their app store. In any case, it’s misleading and they should change their video and use an android based smartphone/tablet instead.

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bajigjig · 13 years ago

Mekaniko ka lang pala eh. Ingatan mo yang china tab mo ah

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wew · 13 years ago

naiintindihan ka naman namin @abuzalzal kung ayaw na ayaw mo talaga sa windows phone os,anu ba magagawa namin dun kung hanggang cherry mobile flare lng ang afford mo?kahit nga asha 501 di mo na kaya panu pa kaya ung lumia 510 na pinakamurang windows phone os? =)))

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wowow · 13 years ago

hehe ang kulit ng game! pwede yan sa china android gadget ni abuzalzal at ng mga trololo.

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