Filipinos have a knack for bringing up their bitter past from their love lives hence the term hugot. With just a day before Valentine’s Day, a lot of these clever lines have been circulating the web and are being reposted for laughter’s sake. Here are 20 of the funniest, wittiest, and best #hugot moments we’ve seen on social media.
1. That’s cold, bro.
For our Valentine’s special, we’re featuring some real #burgis #hugot #feels on Ateneo Trade: pic.twitter.com/lQZmRdG40g
— Julia (@dyscaljulia) February 12, 2015
2. Friend-zoned much?
Dapt bakong matuwa dahilmagkaibigan tayo or dapat ba kong malungkot dahil hanggang dun lang tayo? #hugot.XD — klarisse anne (@FritiAnne) February 5, 2015
3. It’s a tough competition.
Yung feeling na may kaagaw ka na sa attensyon niya. Pero kung sbgay, ano ba namang laban mo? Babae siya, bakla ka ???????? #hugot
— #HeartStrong (@TanduayRaamm) February 5, 2015
4. What’s your #TayoPaSanaKung experience?
#TayoPaSanaKung pinaglaban mo ko. Ayan. #Hugot — KING PEREZ (@KingPerezz) February 5, 2015
5. Now you know why you can’t easily gain back trust.
“@OneMapua: RT @imkerwinking: Dito napupunta ang trust kapag nasasayang… #hugot pic.twitter.com/M9EgAd98FM” hahahaha
— Russel Cipres (@russelcipres15) February 5, 2015
6. A clever and spot-on answer. Agree?
Where is the worst place you could get stuck? — sa past. chos #hugot http://t.co/BCLCai6R5U — Diane S. (@mrydeyen) February 4, 2015
7. Another question answered based on personal experience.
Nakita kita sa my I?Milktea kanina kasi di ka pumasok … — Puno na kasi, ayaw kong pagsisiksikan sarili ko. #hugot http://t.co/l4RP9Iol7o
— Cesár (@itscesaaar) February 4, 2015
8. This guy has a point. Be fair to everyone, Metrobank!
Sabe sa numbering sa Metrobank, “You are now the 3rd, but you can be the 1st”. Kelan pa ko magiging first, pag sawa ka na sa kanila? #Hugot — Kune Perry (@nhieybut) February 4, 2015
9. 90’s kids could definitely relate to this.
10. For all Clash of Clans players out there, how are your bases?
Ang love parang COC lang yan pag hindi ka active, may ibang aatake! #hugotlines — ? TrizhMari (@trishiedm) February 4, 2015
11. Are you?
12. The depth of this hugot is as deep as the waters.
#HugotPost LAST pic.twitter.com/kCpGLAl1Fx — Khaila ??? (@khaye_flow) January 23, 2015
13. Is Geometry really that hard?
Yung mas gusto mo pang magkaron ng sakit kesa mahirapan at masaktan ka sa eskwelahan???????? #HugotPost
— Mere? (@BeatrizKahzmere) February 3, 2015
14. A perfect yo-yo analogy.
Ano ba talaga? Hindi ako Yoyo na pag gusto mong ibitaw gagawin mo tapos pag nahila na bibitawan mo ulit. Pinapaikot mo lang ako. #HugotPost — Kuya Neil (@ithinkimneil) February 3, 2015
15. Who’s currently at Kaibigan Street right now?
16. Never EVER forget about the printer.
Windows 8 be like: Sana man lang kahit sa printer maibigay mo atensyon mo. Sana man lang alagaan mo to. #HugotPost pic.twitter.com/Lbwt9EYyzm — Kitkat Bahoyo (@kitnly) February 2, 2015
17. But isn’t the pain more for E.E. (Emotional Education)?
Kung paglalaruan mo lang pala ako. Sana sinabi mo agad para nakapag P.E. Uniform pa ako. #HugotPost
— Eena (@EenaBobita) February 2, 2015
18. Be practical.
#AllergicAkoSaValentines pic.twitter.com/rRsAUhQ7z8
— Ang Nasa Baba Nito! (@AngNasaBabaNito) February 13, 2015
19. Why, toothpaste, why?!
Yung piniga piga mo yung toothpaste tapos mahuhulog lang sa lababo. Tangina pati ba naman toothpaste sa iba na-fall. #HugotPost
— Baby Eloy (@taylahswiftxxx) January 31, 2015
20. Any Ed Sheeran fans in the house?
#hugot A photo posted by anne manguera (@annemanguera) on
Did we miss anything? Feel free to chime in with your pre-valetine’s day #Hugot moments in the comments field below.
Yung feeling na andami mong hugot sa isang papel….hahaha….#HUGOT
-Ayanna